I'm Effy fucking True.


Who the fuck are you?

Ask Effy.
yess.

yess.

heartliketheocean:

Ah she is so beautiful !

heartliketheocean:

Ah she is so beautiful !

apparently being single for over a year has made me pretty damn undateable.

apparently being single for over a year has made me pretty damn undateable.

Rappaccini's Daughter: Sleeping with all these men thinking it’s just sex. It ain’t just sex... →

mindgypsy:

Sleeping with

all these men thinking it’s just sex. It ain’t just sex honey, it all has a root. And you have to find the root to pluck it. At 4:30 a.m. you rise movin the arms and legs that trapped you. You sighed affirming the sculptured man and make yourself a bath of dark musk oil Egyptian…

ianbrooks:

Planetary Noms

About $50 can get you a delicious celestial solar system of flavors, Mango Coconut Mercury, Rum Raisin Saturn, and Tea Scented Uranus. Oh come on, like you didn’t expect me to go there… to your uranus. Chocolates available at rihga.co.jp.

(via: geekologie)

perfect gift for valentine’s day for girls who love astronomy. *cough.*

Source: ianbrooks

having kind of an up and down time of it lately. trust me, i am perfectly content by myself and fully stand by my belief that when i find a guy it had better be a guy who takes my life to the next level instead of just flatlines me. however, i think i didn’t notice how lonely i’ve been feeling and how badly i want someone to fill that hole until something great was being dangled in front of my nose.
now i’m kicking myself and going crazy trying to figure out where i went wrong. i am a fucking wonderful girl. i’m adorable, hilarious, sweet, pretty, etc. any guy would be damn lucky to have me. why won’t he text back? ugh, it seemed like he was into me.
eh, c’est la vie. fuck it. “my love is too beautiful to have thrown back on my face.”

having kind of an up and down time of it lately. trust me, i am perfectly content by myself and fully stand by my belief that when i find a guy it had better be a guy who takes my life to the next level instead of just flatlines me. however, i think i didn’t notice how lonely i’ve been feeling and how badly i want someone to fill that hole until something great was being dangled in front of my nose.

now i’m kicking myself and going crazy trying to figure out where i went wrong. i am a fucking wonderful girl. i’m adorable, hilarious, sweet, pretty, etc. any guy would be damn lucky to have me. why won’t he text back? ugh, it seemed like he was into me.

eh, c’est la vie. fuck it. “my love is too beautiful to have thrown back on my face.”

sopulisto:

this sums up my evening. perfectly.

i have a newfound obsession with teacup pigs. i want one so bad.
widdle iddy biddy piggy wiggy!

i have a newfound obsession with teacup pigs. i want one so bad.

widdle iddy biddy piggy wiggy!

 

UGH. what a bitch. seriously? 

you’re not with him either. stop sippin’ that haterade, it’s the holidays.